Thursday 26 November 2015

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he??
Dekhna he maal kitna pocket-o or Bill me  he




Karta nhi kyu ger se Kuch baat chit
Kya pata kal Ho Mera charcha gali mehfile me hi
Ki bak diya he gali
mene uske dharm ko

Ab Kese batau me ki Kya usi ke dil me he??

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...

Hota nhi kyu koi neta desh k upar shahid
Beh raha kyu khun Mera aj yu sadako par he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...


Dur le ayi he mujhko kahi "sale" hone ki umeed 
Maa ki daal ka zikar bus hotel-o k bill me he

Ae sunahere mulk mere , me tere upar nisar
Aj tere kachre ka charcha UNO ki list me he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?


Camera  taiyar liye media bhi he udhar

Aur idhar uthati he lashe bhuk se til til me he 

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...

Gar dikhe Hota  tumhe kahi par koi juram

Hath Uth jate he lene selfie-ya with hashtag

Par nikalta candel-o aur  March se jo gussa dil me he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...


Hum to ghar se nikle hi the ankho par chadha k rayben 

Fone hatho par liye lo barh chale hain ye qadam

Zindagi to apni mehmaan 
corporate -e-mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna kya hamaare dil mein hai?

Haath jin mein tha junoon katt gaye wo talvaar se
Sar jo uth jane the ab tk,voh jhuk gaye lalkaar se
Ab to bhadkao wo shola bhuj gaya jo dil mein hai


Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?


Mar rahe he aaj dekho har kahi par be-gunah..
Waqt bhi ab to ja chuka 
Are ab Keh bhi do ,
kya dil me he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?

Friday 16 October 2015

What's with new year?

What's the thing with New Years ..
I don't understand ,
Why people go super nuts over the concept .
It's just a day like ,regular day.
Why do everyone wants to reboot there life on this particular day.
If they want to change something they can change or try to change any other day of year.
Does New Year's Eve is something special or something mystical ;something magical ,
Which makes people think they can change now?
It's just a completion of a stupid calendar ,so that our society and so called system can work properly ..
Or in better words our government can control us in proper and disciplined Manner  .

For me New Year's Eve is just another reason to party hard with my friends ..
So for me ,having money in pocket is like one more day of partying 

Mehfile..

Akele me tujhko yaad krte he
Der tak akele me tujhse baat krte he
Ab tujhse kya kahe ae zalim
Mehfilo ko bhi tujhse hi abaad krte he
Dost puch puch kr behaaal 
Mere dil ka haal he
Par
Tasuvuro ko kya bataya is tute dil ka  malal
Wo khud hi aate he raato ki tanhaiyo me

Aur chhod jate he kuch unsuljhe khayal

Jo tadpaate he din raat is dil ko
Aise he mere dil me kuch sawal
Aise he mere dil me kuch sawal

Cities we date

Have you ever noticed 
That the cities we live in are kind of people we date??

Let me explain it to you..

See our hometown is our mother

Jab hum chote hote he
To Hume har chiz milti he 
Mummy jese Hume har chiz provide krti he wese waha har kuch Hume milta he,,
Log Hume jante he 
If something happens to us 
People knw us 
They can help up..
And we tend to like our hometown
It's our comfort zone..
And we don't have any other option(like our mother)


But as we grow 
Around 15-17 
Like our mom annoys us
She keeps constant watch
We can not do anything new ..


Wese hi hamara hometown he
Hum kuch Nhi kr skte

Kyu
 kyu ki log Hume jante he..

If we wanna try smoking Aur Wo pan ka tapri par cigarette lene Gaye.

You-

"Bhaiya Ek gold flake Dena..
 
Piche se awaj aati he-
Are tu to trivedi ji ka ladka he na?

You -"are bhaiya golden supari bola tha aap Ye Kya de rhe ho.."

..

Making a gf / bf is challenge
Those blank calls
And waiting ...

But when you leave your hometown ...
Like in my case
I came to indore for my engineering..
So the city from where you graduate becomes your 1st love..
Aur jese ki har pyar ki shuruat hoti he crushhhhh se
Jese jab apko crush hota he
To Nind ud jati he
Unnki yaad aati
You try to get there attention
You do stupid stuff
You cry
You think you can't live without them

Same aapko naye sheher aa kr lgta he
.. You miss your hometown
You Miss your mom
You can't sleep
You cry
You do stupid stuff..

But as time goes by
You get to knw your crush and your crush get to knw you
You start liking that feeling..
This is the second stage..

You start to like this new place
You get to knw about different places you make new friends
People knw you by your name
Not by your parent's name..


And 
Like 
The money we get from our parents
We save it for some pleasures

We ask for more money by making excuses-like mummy course ki book kharidni he

And we spent it on Daru and cigarette..

Like
 jab pehla pyar hua tha to
.. Mummy jo hafte k 10rs pocket money deti thi usse bhi bacha bacha kr
Hum huamare crush ko gol gappe khilate the.. Aur hum sukhi papdi kha kr khush ho jate the..
Huamare liye Wahi date hoti thi ...

And finally we fall in love with this city
And this city loves us back
Like our 1st gf
And we make promises to never leave each other and stay loyal to each other 

Par jese har story ka happy ending Nhi hota 
Wese hi humara graduation ho jata he Aur kismet se job bhi lg jati he..


Kuch kismet wale hote he jo usi sheher me kaam krte he
Ya pehli gf se shadi kr lete he
Aur kuch 

Dusre type k hote he
Jinhe dusre sheher me job lag jati he

In other case
Koi dusri madam
 bhav dene lg jati he..


Then comes the breakup..

Toda rona dhona
Todi yade lekar 
Hum alag hote he..


And finally we move on
To new city or with new partner and we are happy with new life but 
Par fir bhi dil me ek jagah rehti he
Ki kab chance mile Aur hum fir se Ek ho jaye..


What is love triangle???


I don't understand the concept of love triangle ???
Y it is called love triangle 🔼?
Acc to people in a love triangle there are 3 stupids 
A loves B
B loves c
And C is a total idiot
That schmuck has no idea 
Abhi agar dekhe to ye to ek line hui na?
And in this situation love is one directional vector 
At least it has to be a vector 
Other wise it is not one sided 

Acc to me to have a perfect love triangle atleast one person has to be gay
How?

Let me show you

A loves B 
B loves C 
Now to make a triangle 
C must love A 
Other wise it is not a triangle right ?
It will be called a love line!!!
So to make a love triangle one has to be gay( there is nothing wrong in being gay)

So if A is boy and  B is girl
A loves B and B loves C
So to complete a triangle 
C had to be gay( again saying.. There is nothing wrong in being gay)

C is gay right?
??
I rest my case

Me Maa Nhi ban skta


Din raat Ek kr k 
 Kisi ka khayal me nahi rakh sakta 
Kisi ka jevan apne se jyada kimti 
Me samjh nahi skta 
Me maa nahi ban skta

Bachpan se aaj tk meri hAr tarakki 
Ko apna samjh kr khud Khush Hoti ayi wo

Mere pehle kadam se le kr meri pehli naukri pr khushi k ansu chhalkati jo

Me ye sab nahi kr skta 
Me ma nahi ban skta

Sab ka khana banati wo
Fir kaam pr bhi jati
Itna sab krti he
Fir bhi me use Pareshan krne se nahi thakta

Itna kyo krti he wo
Mujhe Sahara kyo Deti he wo
Ye me bata nahi skta 
Me kabhi maa nahi ban skta 
Me kabhi na nahi ban skta

Me Maa Nhi ban skta


Din raat Ek kr k 
 Kisi ka khayal me nahi rakh sakta 
Kisi ka jevan apne se jyada kimti 
Me samjh nahi skta 
Me maa nahi ban skta

Bachpan se aaj tk meri hAr tarakki 
Ko apna samjh kr khud Khush Hoti ayi wo

Mere pehle kadam se le kr meri pehli naukri pr khushi k ansu chhalkati jo

Me ye sab nahi kr skta 
Me ma nahi ban skta

Sab ka khana banati wo
Fir kaam pr bhi jati
Itna sab krti he
Fir bhi me use Pareshan krne se nahi thakta

Itna kyo krti he wo
Mujhe Sahara kyo Deti he wo
Ye me bata nahi skta 
Me kabhi maa nahi ban skta 
Me kabhi na nahi ban skta

Thehrav..


Katre katre se ye jaha bana he
Ek katra tu He Aur Ek katra me
Aa chal sath me Ek ghar basaye
Kyoki tu nhi to ye jaha adhura he

Chand lamho ka ye thehrav he zindagi
Apna jaha to humme basa he

Mere is safar me tu humsafar he Mera
Par iski na tujhko Khabar he na mujhko khabar he 

HAr thehrav me milte he sath chalne ko fir se
Wo thehrav hi he jisme kuch lamhe kaid he

Baki to sab katra he
Baki to sab katra he 

Suraj nikla

Suraj nikla to ye dil bola

Aj Aur lad le zara

Kuch Aur din yu jeena he

Kuch Aur din dard-e-gam piña he

Bus tu bhi aa kr dekh Zara

Ye haal to ab behal hue

Ankahi si baate
Tute hue wado se 
ye  khayal mere badhaal huye

De sakta tha me kuch bhi Teri yaad me ae zalim

Par kya karu jo Mera he wo tera he

Par jo tera tha wo Mera nahi

Kal fir din nikalega
Aur dil bolega
Aj  Aur dhakad Lu Zara

Ab na jane Kab fir dhadkunga
Unki yaad me wAqt - bewaqt
Fir me yuhi tadpunga

Aj fir ladna he mujhe
Gir k fir Badna he mujhe
Kabhi na kabhi wo din ayega
Jab dil bolega aj tu ji le
Dard to kahi piche chute he


Ummeed


Ummeed se ummeed jod kr bhi kya fayda
Tujhse ummeed rakhu to dil tutata he
Aur khud se ummeed na Rakhu to me tutata hu


Ummeed ye ek lafz to nahi he
Ya to Ye Jeene ka sabab he
Ya marne ka zariya
Ye na to tu keh sakta he 
ya na me jaan 


Ummeed to lazmi he 
Agar shaks ho sahi
Kyoki ummeed pr to duniya kayam he
Aur Galat se kr li ummeed 
To Duniya Teri be-ayam he

Dariya ke raaz...


 Is dariya k raaz ye hi jane
Dhyan se suno ye lehre
Jo ayi he Hume btane

Dur kahi us kinare koi to tanha betha hoga


Jis soch me hu me 
Usme wo bhi duba hoga

In lehro me jo ANSu ghule he
Un  ansuo ki kahani kya he
Kis rup me usko batalaye 


Wo dard jo mujhko baat chuke he
Unko is kinare ki dhulti raeth ki tarah
Is dard ko aise  jhutlaye

Tuesday 15 September 2015

Chalo hum jute Badal kar Dekhte he

Chalo hum jute Badal kar Dekhte he,
Jab chalna hi umra bhar he to
, Kuch Yu Bhi kr k Dekhte he...

Chalte he kuch dur tumhare joote pehen kar
Kuch to samjh aye ki 
Kesa  safar raha tumhara ...
Tha patharila Wo rasta ya 
Chale ho angaro se per sekte ..
Chalo hum joote badal kar Dekhte he....

Shuruat me hui kuch adchane tumhare joote pehen kr chalne me...

Par sath mila tumhara to 
Wo adchane Bhi chali gayi apne raste...


Kehne ko to log kehte the 
Ki Ye joote pehen kr chalne wale 
Per apke...
Inme mojadi nahi jamegi..
Par shayad me hi galat Hona chahta THA ....
Tumhare joote pehen 
Zindagi ka safar chalna chahta tha...

Chalo un baatne walo se toda dur chalte he

Aao hum kuch dur Aur sath chalte he...
Chalo hum jute Badal kar Dekhte he,
Jab chalna hi umra bhar he to
, Kuch Yu Bhi kr k Dekhte he...

Thursday 10 September 2015

CAREER KE CARRIER

CAREER KE CARRIER ….
Recently 10th and 12th standard’s exam completed. And now the kids are wandering what subject to choose or what career path should they opt.
There is no secret in it, that our career choices are narrowed to a few options from millions just because of this three words “log kya kahenge!!
Society; or mainly sharma and gupta aunties (here in Maharashtra Patil kaku and Mahajan’s) are the reason to our career choice today.
From early age, service and desk job in MNCs are shown to us as a benchmark of successful and happy life.
But there are times when some of us or nowadays a large bunch of fresh brains, don’t want to do same work or pursue same degree like engineering, MBBS or CA. 
So!
 Then what? 
There comes the role of our famous gupta ji and sharma uncle ka ladka with there A+ degrees and highly paying jobs to crush our dreams. And most of the times they succeed to ruin our lives and here we are thinking ….yaar life me kuch excitement chahiye…
But as we know there are always some rancho’s out there. Their desire to do something new, to do something they love is much more powerful then pseudo-standards of our society.
Here are some examples of this kind of people those who escaped from dream-crushers aka
Sharma aunty and doing pretty good with what they love.
They started a start-up and running them quit successfully.
So what is a start-up??
According to Forbes: - The term “startup” has been bandied around with increasing frequency over the past few years to describe scrappy young ventures, hip San Francisco apps and huge tech companies. But what is a startup, really?
“A startup is a company working to solve a problem where the solution is not obvious and success is not guaranteed,” says Neil Blumenthal, cofounder and co-CEO of Warby Parker.
 
 Wanted Umbrella,
By kalyani khona
Last year, when Kalyani Khona approached a differently-abled man with a marriage proposal, he was taken aback. Reason: Khona was 21 and the man double her age. He didn't of course know at that time that Khona was the founder of Wanted Umbrella, positioned as India's only matrimonial agency for differently-abled people.
With over 40 million disabled people in India, only 5% or less get married," says Khona who started Wanted Umbrella in July 2014 in Delhi.
The revenue model for Wanted Umbrella is simple: subscription fees and money from organising events. "It's a huge and untapped market waiting for somebody who is passionate to tap into. I have married social cause and business," she says. Now that for sure is a match made in heaven.
 
Con Affetto
By:- Alpana Agarwal
If your girlfriend is Marwari, the easiest way to earn her wrath is to gift her bouquet of flowers, reckons Alpana Agarwal. "For Marwari’s, flowers are a waste of money," insists the co-founder of Con Affetto, a startup that makes edible bouquets by using cake pops, cookies, cupcakes and cake truffle.
Last September, Agarwal, 32, started this venture with her younger sister Upasana with a seed capital of Rs 10 lakh in New Delhi. With a starting price of Rs 600 and a maximum tag of Rs 3,000, the sisters have been selling over 15 bouquets a day in Delhi and the NCR and soon plan to open kiosks to push their products in other cities, including Mumbai.
 While being in a segment where there is no direct competition definitely helps, expanding the market is a tough task for the duo.
 
Not Quite Kid Stuff – HowToTellYourChild
By: - Deepa Kumar
Last July, when violent protests erupted across Bengaluru over the sexual abuse of a six-year-old student in her school, Deepa Kumar refused to hit the streets. Reason: she was getting ready to fight back in her own unique way.
"The only way to curb such abuse is by talking about the topic with our kids," says Kumar. "We have to get rid of the devil in our heads." Kumar did that with HowToTell YourChild, an online start up that offers videos, books and related products that parents and educators can use to teach children about topics like sexual abuse and puberty in a fun and easy manner. Started in November last year, HowToTellYourChild plans to tie up with schools, hold counselling sessions with parents and make videos in regional languages to expand its reach.
 
 
So don’t underestimate the power of a young brain and empty pocket.
They can change world as we know it.
Encourage you siblings, your kids and youth around you to work for their dreams, not dream while they work…..

Monday 31 August 2015

Real meaning of Bhojpuri song-"jab lagave tu liphistik"

Is it me or someone else feels the same about the song "jab lagave tu lipstick" like I do..
I feel like this is the best romantic song and realistic song of all time.!

Btw this song is written by keeping kids and fitness enthusiast people in mind..


How?

Let me prove it to you..

Almost Each and every line in this song have name of district of bihar ...

So is the name of song 
Hilela aara district ..
This is the perfect way to teach your kids geography and culture in best way possible


Second --

Singer and lyricist wanted that their listener to be fit and healthy 
So they included very important exercise of all time 
I.e. 
moving you waist line area or hip area in lapa lap (fig-8) motion  ...
Quote " kamariya -2 kariye lapa lap , lollipop lage Lu..


And last but not the least
Main motive of song
To show your love to your lover..
Well 
that's a given
And this song does justice to that
Forget all about 
"Suraj hua maddham"-Karan johar crap
This is the song of all time ..
Just listen to the first line 
-jab lagave tu lipistick ,hilela aara district ..
See 
This guy wants his girl to wear only lipstick
No makeup no fake eye lashes
No expensive shit..
Fuck lakme 
Fuck maybeline  
.. This guy loves his girl no matter what , he wants her all natural 
No makeup and accept her as the she is..

This song is way ahead of its time. Forget sexist songs like choti dress me bomb lagdi menu 
This is it..
So 
What have we learned about This song.
1-this song teaches geography and the traditional outfit of respective districts 

2- this song keeps you fit

3- this song tell you to love someone by character and not because of there looks

4- this song is about women empowerment. 

5- this songs encourages people to stop spending so much hard earned money on makeup and be yourselves 
Thank you 
I rest my case here..
Btw here are the lyrics so that you can see it yourself 






Monday 6 July 2015

Ye viraniya ..

Ye viraniya ye banjar zameene hi Duniya ki sabse khubsurat jagah he..


 Ye hawaye jo teri khushboo le kar aa rhi he.:.


Yaha tanha Nhi hu ME
Khud se jo mil kr khush hu....

Is Udti raeth k sath ud raha hu..
Iske zarre zarre ko dekha he mene
Chhua he mene


In lehro me aks dikhta he mujhe...
Me bhi iske pani ki tarah khara ho gaya hu ...


Tujh bin is sard mausam ki baraf ki tarah ho gaya hu
Ab tu bhi in kirano ki tarah mujhe pighla de.::


Me bhi behna chahta hu
Tujhse Milna chahta hu..


In dharakhto me 
In khandaro me
Rehna chahta hu

Wo khandar jisme koi ata jata Nhi 
Us khandar ka hissa banna chahta hu ..

Me yaha basna chahta hu

Katl....

Kyu katl karta Hu me tera
Jo lahu tujhme he 
Wahi mere rago me daud raha he...

Laal tera Bhi he 
Aur laal Mera bhi he lahu 

Fir kyu Har baat ka malal Krte he...

Shaheed huye ya
Fanna huye...

Ya 
Atankwadi bane...

Kaun Sahi kya Jane...

Tera allah 
Mera bhagvan
Na Tere Sath he na mere...

Hum sab Akele he is Badi si duniya me.
To Kyu lad rahe he
Kyu maar rahe he
Ek dusre ko..

Kya hua jo tera Rehman he Aur Mera ram ..

Ye dono nahi aate jab sadak par bacha bhooka sota he..

To lad kr marne se Acha 
Kuch kar k maro

Yaroo.

Kyoki age na jane 
Kon kiske dar ka fakir hoga ...

Katl....

Kyu katl karta Hu me tera
Jo lahu tujhme he 
Wahi mere rago me daud raha he...

Laal tera Bhi he 
Aur laal Mera bhi he lahu 

Fir kyu Har baat ka malal Krte he...

Shaheed huye ya
Fanna huye...

Ya 
Atankwadi bane...

Kaun Sahi kya Jane...

Tera allah 
Mera bhagvan
Na Tere Sath he na mere...

Hum sab Akele he is Badi si duniya me.
To Kyu lad rahe he
Kyu maar rahe he
Ek dusre ko..

Kya hua jo tera Rehman he Aur Mera ram ..

Ye dono nahi aate jab sadak par bacha bhooka sota he..

To lad kr marne se Acha 
Kuch kar k maro

Yaroo.

Kyoki age na jane 
Kon kiske dar ka fakir hoga ...

Thursday 16 April 2015

Materialised feelings or stoned emotions

Materialised feelings or stoned emotions-

 
Love is eternal 
Emotions have no expiry date

This kinds of things we hear and learn while growing up.
And we strongly believe in this idea that love is eternal or love needs no prove 
Etcetera 
But the question arises why we humans have a strong need of materialising feelings???

Materialising feelings-

Why do we try to find someone's love in material or to be precise in there stuff ...
So many songs 
Poems ,stories all have something in common.
Lover sees and feels the love of his /her partner in there belongings ;or there belongings keeps reminding them of there love .
Same case is in remembering relatives ,friends ,parents etc

Movies or plays have been effectively influential through out human history..
The depiction and story telling through performance is what ,humans can relate to.
And most of them have something (a prop) which they can show that gives our character a visit from aunt memory..
But why?

Whenever a person wants to move on with his/her life ,they see belongings of there loved ones and feels guilt.

Now as we know ;love is not only between two humans it can be between a person and animal or animal and animal but 
What about love between a person and imaginary person?
What if I told u that I love someone which I can not prove exists .  Does that makes  me a case?
Yeah may be..
But if thousands 
 of people loves the same imaginary person  then it is called religion 
..
So this is bit controversial 
...but this is the area where materialising the feeling ;(which in this case is faith, hope and love) pays -off.
If discussed in terms of turn over
, religion sector is experiencing an exponential growth every year.
There are 
-donations

-Accessories( I choose to call them this instead of symbols , because somehow telling someone they spent loads of money on stupid stuff hurts them)  

-consultation fees

-different rituals or acts 

-or crores of rupees on Lal chutney and samosa because some fat guy said so-Ki beta samosa kay sath Lal chutney khao
Krupa barsegi..
Really?
 And billions of hard earned money spent and they don't even pay taxes .

 But let's not go on that  road and discuss over biggest scam "organised religion "


So back to our main topic
Real love between two homo-sapiens .

When it all started ??

Each and every creature on this planet have to reproduce and this is default in there system.
Let's consider a chimpanzee 
Mr chimp if he wants to get down with hottest chimp in clan then he has to impress her and beat other contenders .
To impress someone and win them over is basic instinct 
We can not change it.
So when we evolved from apes to nomads and then eventually settled 
Our way of impressing women changed .
The best hunter , leader or farmer would impress her
By how efficient he was and would make a good partner .
As the time passed 
now man had to prove his love to woman so he started giving things which were important to him
Just to show how much the girl is important to him.
Eventually after some time woman also started expressing there love.
When any one of them had to leave or they got separated
Or some one dies they moaned for sometime but moved on to there life. Because life was much harsh back then.
But along the time some genius came who loved his/her partner so much that he/she didn't want to forget there partner so
They kept there memento. Just to remember them by.
Our human brain in designed in such a way that if a person we are very close to leaves us , then it takes 3-4 years to completely move on from that person. And start a new chapter.
 As we further evolved and different cultures came into existence . With those came the concept of loyalty.
Being loyal to one person is considered pious and that is okay if they are in love.
Now from this point in human history the materialising of feeling had started.
Simple human minds have been brain washed in believing that if person is disloyal to his / partner then he/she is not a good person and people judge them.
If a couple is in love 
Then there is no question about there loyalty. But if there is no love then?

Or if one partner dies?
As we know human brain adjusts it self to live with out a person if that person is absent for 3-4 yrs.

But the concept of being loyal doesn't leave even after death
People feel guilty if they feel something for another person even after his/her partner died few years back or in some cases if they leave them.
They keep reminding themselves about there partner by there stuff.

There is so much to think about the
Possession of the loved ones .


This was about the concept of loyalty 
..
But again before loyalty factor .one must show her how much he/she loves there partner 
To earn there loyalty .

So in this era
which is the best thing  to do....
by which a man can show how much he loves her 
And wants to be his life partner ?
 

Diamonds!! right?


Think when did a stone became the symbol of love?
How can love ;which is eternal; be represented by
An allotrope of carbon.
It was a dead body just few million years back
Which was highly compressed 
And became diamond.
A rock.


It is all result of marketing and proper step by step brain-washing of our whole materialistic generation.

"Diamond are forever ,but not every couple is"

So think where we are heading.



Thursday 12 March 2015

THAT REPORT!!!




I still remember 
It was 9:30 and I was still working.
Everyone else went to their homes. I had this report, I told him I have to leave early but he handed me this stupid report almost when I was about to leave . I told him that report would take at least a day to finish. But there I was  working on that report.
I thought I did satisfactory work on that report in such short time given .only few issues were remaining so I thought I'll finish them tomorrow and went home.
Next morning my boss called me for my report , I told him -only minor issues are remaining and I'll hand it over to you within few hours.
I don't know what happened , he lost his temper and started yelling in front of everyone.
I was shocked . I knew he hated me but this humiliation was over the top. I kept myself calm , the income was important. It all started from that day, I was always loaded from work.
I worked almost 7 days. 
Once I tried to make a complaint about him to superiors
But it back fired . He came to know about complaints I made. He told superiors about my negligence and poor performance which lead to zero increment .
I tried to switch my job but market situation made it worse.
I was depressed 
I was alone
I had no time for myself.
I became depressed .
I took medical help but it was waste.
One day I thought to take my life and end everything 
I took almost whole bottle of sleeping pills but it was too much my body could take 
Everything came out of my body 
I puked 
And ended up in hospital bed .
I was there for 15 days
Which gave my boss enough reason to fire me.
I was unemployed , humiliated and angry .
I thought this is enough.this should end .
In hospital I met this guy , he was all mysterious and everything. I don't know how but we became friends and I told him everything about my life . My situation . He told he was a student of microbiology and studied different organisms which caused severe diseases.
My interest grew in his subject.
I studied different microbes
And gathered information about them. One day I was depressed and was feeling suicidal , I called him.
He came over we talked he told me -I deserve a revenge and he will help kill my boss. First I was afraid but slowly I started believing.
He told me about  Streptococcus pyogenes. It was kind of bacteria which causes necrotizing fasciitis or commonly known as flesh eating disease .
I planned  how to take my revenge
. We rented a wagon and kept eye on my boss. One day we got perfect opportunity to abduct him.
We kidnapped him and bought to my apartment. I don't know what got over me , I went crazy . I took my bat and started hitting him till he stated bleeding. Then I injected him with bacteria my friend and I cultivated .
Bacterias took almost 25 days to slowly eat the flesh out of his legs hands and chest. Finally the feeling of something crawling under his skin took over.
Slowly slowly he chewed his own skins and hairs  , then flesh .i remember on 35th day  around 11:30am his heart stopped. Finally my revenge was over . I felt peaceful 
It was beautiful 
There was nothing left for me after that so I went to cops to surrender myself . But after keeping me for few hours the told me to meet you doctor .

This was my story 

Doctor- okay ,but where is your friend ?

Me -I don't know
I never told me I was going to surrender.

Doctor-okay,You may leave now.
Me- okay
*door shuts*

Doctor -(into his tape recorder) subject lost his grip over reality.
Thinks he murdered his boss and created a imaginary person as a accomplice in murder . Possible case of schizophrenia further test required...


Wednesday 4 March 2015

Bag-pack

He was excited from all the appreciation he got at the annual conference .
His presentation on "consumer data and management"  was the thing which made him the blue eyed boy.
Some superiors even came to him and offered him to give the same presentation in there zone .
He was sure to get a promotion this year.
He was finally happy.
He thought about his new friend.
His new neighbour ,
He was the main man in making a proper presentation .
He thought what a nice man and he should through a party for his friend.
After the presentation 
He went shopping for his family.
His wife and his 4 year old boy.
He bought her a beautiful night gown which she was asking for , for his little champ his favourite action figure  and a nice watch for his new friend .
After a small celebration with his colleagues he went to bed.
He had a early morning flight back to home .
Suddenly his phone rang,
His wife was calling ,asking about his conference and his new friend was asking about his bag-pack which he borrowed.
He was happy that ,his new friend and wife became friends. She always complained that she had no friends in building.
After phone call he dozed off quickly.
Early morning he woke up and got ready to catch the flight. All time during flight he was excited to tell his wife ,how happy he was.
He saw action figure which he bought for his boy and a smile came to his face .
He took cab and reached his apartment building,took the elevator and reached his floor.
He saw his friend standing outside his flat with bag pack. They had a little chat ,his friend was going to his folks for few days. He thanked him for help and told him there is a surprise waiting for him.
After chat his friend took off and he thought it is still quit early to wake his wife .so he took out his keys and unlocked the door and sneaked to his bedroom to give a kiss to love of his life .
But what he saw was a gruesome scene .
He was speechless .he was in shock . His wife was murdered brutally . She was torn apart , part by part.
and there was something written on wall with blood.
"Only if you had two bag packs ....."

Sunday 1 March 2015

Kidhar ja raha hu???

Kidhar ja raha hu ?



Wifi ka signal Mujhe subah kE Suraj se jyada Bhata he.
Garmi ke baad barish ka hona mujhe "weak cable signal" ka Dar dilata he ..

Facebook par 400 friends  hone par Bhi me akelapan  Sata raha he...

Me kidhar ja raha hu ??

I luv u too se jyada Khushi salary credited ke message me aati he
Meri adhi salary dusro ko impress Karne me ja Rahi  he

Mehenga smartphone he fir Bhi apno se dur ja raha hu

Me kidhar ja rha hu ??


Padhne ke liye Kabhi utha nhi ,online sale ke liye uth jata hu

Ajkal to me sabjiya Bhi online mangawata hu

5 jodi jute he mere pass
Fir Bhi dur  chalne se ghabrata hu

Me kidhar ja raha hu??


Hrishikesh Mukherjee se jyada Aj Sajid khan kamata he

Nukkad wali hasi ab rodies mujhe bhulwata

Dadi KI kahani Sunne ko ab waqt kaha
Jab 140 characters aur 6 sec me duniya lagi he

Din to soye hue he aur ab he raate jagi he

Me Kaha ja rha hu???
 

Tuesday 10 February 2015

Sadist vs masochist


Sadist vs masochist 


Are we bunch of sadists and masochists-

Today if u look at any part of world ,
Most of the times u come across these kind of humans
Some are sadists and some are masochists
A sadist is a person who gets pleasure by inflicting pain on others
Actually our whole history is filled with a large no. Of sadists
Though each of them have provided there different reasons to inflict pain on others
But on the whole , the point is same -to inflict the pain
Every sadist have one thing common , they all follow a definite pattern
They stick to there delusional believes 
Overall our world history we saw sadists in different acts
Some get there pleasure by
Genocide 
Some become serial killer
Few become Dictator 

These are few example of sadists which are commonly known and can be distinguished from common population
But what about those sadists
Which we see in our daily lives 
,we meet them, greet
Them but totally unaware of them being a sadist  

Think hard ,
I think at least one face will come to your mind 
And can say that he/she is sadist
Or just a bad person

Almost every day we come across, or at least listen about the wrong doings of these people

Now
What I think that there sadist nature may be of different kind 
And the magnitude of there urge to cause pain 

It is a kind of disorder 
Known as spd
Sadistic personality disorder
A person can involve in sadistic acts from there childhood 
Those acts may not seem very alarming
Because a lot of normal kids indulge in such acts
Like hitting a dog with stone 

Most of the kids may do it cuz of fear 
But sadistic kind
Do it just for sheer enjoyment 

The act of sadism may start from hitting dog or killing a squirrel
But some may take it to a next level

That is bullying
Now the mental state of a sadist may be because of conditions at there home or may be because of any child abuse

But that mental state leads to these sadistic acts and which may become a lifestyle 

We come across many cases of bullying, ragging
In past few years
Cases of juvenile crimes are increasing with a alarming rate
The crimes are so in-humane
Which can easily question innocence of a child 

Few decades back the percentage of juvenile crimes was low
And was limited to only few kind of crimes
Which he/she committed in need of food , to protect themselves or just to fulfill basic needs

But nowadays crimes committed have a great percentage of sadistic nature
A lot of cases are of infant rape.
So many cases around the world has been reported in which a teenage kid raped a infant
There are so many cases of murders 
The reason for murder is sadistic
The lust for blood
The rush of feelings when they see there victim asking for help
And the list goes on and on
And we have seen in history
This kids have grown up to become most notorious serial killers world has ever seen

Sadism can be of different type
-
The urge to hurt some one can be because of many reason
Sexual pleasure
Adrenaline rush
Feeling when there victim is helpless
Lust for blood
Thirst for blood
And the list goes on

In above mentioned reason
Sadism in sexual pleasure
Is very common
Actually upto some extent this is considered under normal sexual behaviors
There are different fetish related to sadism
Like
Hitting , to tie , to choke
There sexual partner
Just for sake of pleasure 
But some of them are just horrific acts
Like necrophilia and cannibalism
There are many cases in history and in recent past that us humans can be  nothing less than humans

Many of the serial killers or failed lovers
Kidnapped there victims killed them slowly by torturing
And once they are dead then indulging in sexual acts with them
And eating there body parts after that.

That not the end 
The sadism has found its way in our world as a job also.
Many makes it as a career 
Like a assassin 
Or in few cases they tend to become sadist after choosing a particular career like an interrogator .


This world of ours is filled with sadist but there is one kind of people those are just opposite to a sadist
Those are masochist


Masochist is a kind of person who likes pain 
Humiliation and distress.
Actually like sadist,masochist is also a medical condition
It is known as self defeating personality disorder


In this pervasive pattern of self-defeating behavior, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts. The person may often avoid or undermine pleasurable experiences, be drawn to situations or relationships in which they will suffer, and prevent others from helping them, as indicated by at least five of the following:
chooses people and situations that lead to disappointment, failure, or mistreatment even when better options are clearly available
rejects or renders ineffective the attempts of others to help them
following positive personal events (e.g., new achievement), responds with depression, guilt, or a behavior that produces pain (e.g., an accident)
incites angry or rejecting responses from others and then feels hurt, defeated, or humiliated (e.g., makes fun of spouse in public, provoking an angry retort, then feels devastated)
rejects opportunities for pleasure, or is reluctant to acknowledge enjoying themself (despite having adequate social skills and the capacity for pleasure)
fails to accomplish tasks crucial to their personal objectives despite demonstrated ability to do so, e.g., helps fellow students write papers, but is unable to write their own
is uninterested in or rejects people who consistently treat them well, e.g., is unattracted to caring sexual partners
engages in excessive self-sacrifice that is unsolicited by the intended recipients of the sacrifice
B) The behaviors in a masochist do not occur exclusively in response to, or in anticipation of, being physically, sexually, or psychologically abused.


Political masochism is also a thing 
People are resilient towards there government 
They are supposed to trust them
But getting oppressed by them and not doing anything is also a kind of masochism
At start the oppression of rights seem Unfair but with passing time this becomes normal and part of there lifestyle
Time makes people more and more tolerant


The masochist can be of different type
Some can be considered as saints those wo sacrifice themselves for others

Some can be possessive kind

But the number of people having sadist or masochist tendency are increasing due to the aggressive lifestyle of humans

When sexual sadism and sexual masochism gets mixed up
That leads to sadomasochism 
Relation
When one partner gets pleasure and sexual arousal by hitting his/her partner and other get aroused by getting hit
Which is part of BDSM

So after looking all this types of people we need to ask ourself where is our generation heading ?






Thursday 5 February 2015

Irctc friend-zoned me😐

Similarities between a  relationship of me  in friend zone with my crush
And me with irctc 

1-it takes 2-3 three times to login properly 
-it takes 2-3 phone  calls or msgs to get her attention 

2-whenever I open irctc my heart is filled with emotions but what I get is an error msg and cold look

-whenever I talk to her ;I am thinking 
Pandit barat and honeymoon
But what I get is error msg and cold look 

3-whenever I try for Tatkal it's like ten minutes after accident ..those are crucial as heck 
But still what I get ?
I get thrown out of site and if by sheer luck I get till payment section
What I get is a freaking waiting ticket which gets my hopes up.
Which eventually gets cancelled 
And I don't even get a complete refund 

-whenever I need my crush the most
She in unavailable ,
Heavily loaded with work or straight ignores me.
I try and try but always get rejected
But sometimes by sheer luck I get a date. She keeps me waiting and eventually cancels 

4-irctc is in best behaviour when there are exam times (feb -March)
Those are the times when I get easy response and I can easily book ticket.

-my crush always replies and ask for my help when it's her exam. Because everyone else is bussy in there exams


5-though i have 40% luck with irctc . I still don't have any option.because of bookings on irctc I have  wonderful memories. We are in love hate relationship


-though Iam completely friend zoned but still I like my crush. I had some awesome moments
And we r also in love hate relationship
I love her and she hates me

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