Irctc friend-zoned me😐

Similarities between a  relationship of me  in friend zone with my crush

And me with irctc 

1-it takes 2-3 three times to login properly 

-it takes 2-3 phone  calls or msgs to get her attention 

2-whenever I open irctc my heart is filled with emotions but what I get is an error msg and cold look

-whenever I talk to her ;I am thinking 

Pandit barat and honeymoon

But what I get is error msg and cold look 

3-whenever I try for Tatkal it's like ten minutes after accident ..those are crucial as heck 

But still what I get ?

I get thrown out of site and if by sheer luck I get till payment section

What I get is a freaking waiting ticket which gets my hopes up.

Which eventually gets cancelled 

And I don't even get a complete refund 

-whenever I need my crush the most

She in unavailable ,

Heavily loaded with work or straight ignores me.

I try and try but always get rejected

But sometimes by sheer luck I get a date. She keeps me waiting and eventually cancels 

4-irctc is in best behaviour when there are exam times (feb -March)

Those are the times when I get easy response and I can easily book ticket.

-my crush always replies and ask for my help when it's her exam. Because everyone else is bussy in there exams

5-though i have 40% luck with irctc . I still don't have any option.because of bookings on irctc I have  wonderful memories. We are in love hate relationship

-though Iam completely friend zoned but still I like my crush. I had some awesome moments

And we r also in love hate relationship

I love her and she hates me