Thursday 26 November 2015

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he??
Dekhna he maal kitna pocket-o or Bill me  he




Karta nhi kyu ger se Kuch baat chit
Kya pata kal Ho Mera charcha gali mehfile me hi
Ki bak diya he gali
mene uske dharm ko

Ab Kese batau me ki Kya usi ke dil me he??

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...

Hota nhi kyu koi neta desh k upar shahid
Beh raha kyu khun Mera aj yu sadako par he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...


Dur le ayi he mujhko kahi "sale" hone ki umeed 
Maa ki daal ka zikar bus hotel-o k bill me he

Ae sunahere mulk mere , me tere upar nisar
Aj tere kachre ka charcha UNO ki list me he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?


Camera  taiyar liye media bhi he udhar

Aur idhar uthati he lashe bhuk se til til me he 

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...

Gar dikhe Hota  tumhe kahi par koi juram

Hath Uth jate he lene selfie-ya with hashtag

Par nikalta candel-o aur  March se jo gussa dil me he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he...


Hum to ghar se nikle hi the ankho par chadha k rayben 

Fone hatho par liye lo barh chale hain ye qadam

Zindagi to apni mehmaan 
corporate -e-mehfil mein hai
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna kya hamaare dil mein hai?

Haath jin mein tha junoon katt gaye wo talvaar se
Sar jo uth jane the ab tk,voh jhuk gaye lalkaar se
Ab to bhadkao wo shola bhuj gaya jo dil mein hai


Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?


Mar rahe he aaj dekho har kahi par be-gunah..
Waqt bhi ab to ja chuka 
Are ab Keh bhi do ,
kya dil me he

Sarfaroshi ki Tamanna Kya humare dil me he?

Friday 16 October 2015

What's with new year?

What's the thing with New Years ..
I don't understand ,
Why people go super nuts over the concept .
It's just a day like ,regular day.
Why do everyone wants to reboot there life on this particular day.
If they want to change something they can change or try to change any other day of year.
Does New Year's Eve is something special or something mystical ;something magical ,
Which makes people think they can change now?
It's just a completion of a stupid calendar ,so that our society and so called system can work properly ..
Or in better words our government can control us in proper and disciplined Manner  .

For me New Year's Eve is just another reason to party hard with my friends ..
So for me ,having money in pocket is like one more day of partying 

Mehfile..

Akele me tujhko yaad krte he
Der tak akele me tujhse baat krte he
Ab tujhse kya kahe ae zalim
Mehfilo ko bhi tujhse hi abaad krte he
Dost puch puch kr behaaal 
Mere dil ka haal he
Par
Tasuvuro ko kya bataya is tute dil ka  malal
Wo khud hi aate he raato ki tanhaiyo me

Aur chhod jate he kuch unsuljhe khayal

Jo tadpaate he din raat is dil ko
Aise he mere dil me kuch sawal
Aise he mere dil me kuch sawal

Cities we date

Have you ever noticed 
That the cities we live in are kind of people we date??

Let me explain it to you..

See our hometown is our mother

Jab hum chote hote he
To Hume har chiz milti he 
Mummy jese Hume har chiz provide krti he wese waha har kuch Hume milta he,,
Log Hume jante he 
If something happens to us 
People knw us 
They can help up..
And we tend to like our hometown
It's our comfort zone..
And we don't have any other option(like our mother)


But as we grow 
Around 15-17 
Like our mom annoys us
She keeps constant watch
We can not do anything new ..


Wese hi hamara hometown he
Hum kuch Nhi kr skte

Kyu
 kyu ki log Hume jante he..

If we wanna try smoking Aur Wo pan ka tapri par cigarette lene Gaye.

You-

"Bhaiya Ek gold flake Dena..
 
Piche se awaj aati he-
Are tu to trivedi ji ka ladka he na?

You -"are bhaiya golden supari bola tha aap Ye Kya de rhe ho.."

..

Making a gf / bf is challenge
Those blank calls
And waiting ...

But when you leave your hometown ...
Like in my case
I came to indore for my engineering..
So the city from where you graduate becomes your 1st love..
Aur jese ki har pyar ki shuruat hoti he crushhhhh se
Jese jab apko crush hota he
To Nind ud jati he
Unnki yaad aati
You try to get there attention
You do stupid stuff
You cry
You think you can't live without them

Same aapko naye sheher aa kr lgta he
.. You miss your hometown
You Miss your mom
You can't sleep
You cry
You do stupid stuff..

But as time goes by
You get to knw your crush and your crush get to knw you
You start liking that feeling..
This is the second stage..

You start to like this new place
You get to knw about different places you make new friends
People knw you by your name
Not by your parent's name..


And 
Like 
The money we get from our parents
We save it for some pleasures

We ask for more money by making excuses-like mummy course ki book kharidni he

And we spent it on Daru and cigarette..

Like
 jab pehla pyar hua tha to
.. Mummy jo hafte k 10rs pocket money deti thi usse bhi bacha bacha kr
Hum huamare crush ko gol gappe khilate the.. Aur hum sukhi papdi kha kr khush ho jate the..
Huamare liye Wahi date hoti thi ...

And finally we fall in love with this city
And this city loves us back
Like our 1st gf
And we make promises to never leave each other and stay loyal to each other 

Par jese har story ka happy ending Nhi hota 
Wese hi humara graduation ho jata he Aur kismet se job bhi lg jati he..


Kuch kismet wale hote he jo usi sheher me kaam krte he
Ya pehli gf se shadi kr lete he
Aur kuch 

Dusre type k hote he
Jinhe dusre sheher me job lag jati he

In other case
Koi dusri madam
 bhav dene lg jati he..


Then comes the breakup..

Toda rona dhona
Todi yade lekar 
Hum alag hote he..


And finally we move on
To new city or with new partner and we are happy with new life but 
Par fir bhi dil me ek jagah rehti he
Ki kab chance mile Aur hum fir se Ek ho jaye..


What is love triangle???


I don't understand the concept of love triangle ???
Y it is called love triangle 🔼?
Acc to people in a love triangle there are 3 stupids 
A loves B
B loves c
And C is a total idiot
That schmuck has no idea 
Abhi agar dekhe to ye to ek line hui na?
And in this situation love is one directional vector 
At least it has to be a vector 
Other wise it is not one sided 

Acc to me to have a perfect love triangle atleast one person has to be gay
How?

Let me show you

A loves B 
B loves C 
Now to make a triangle 
C must love A 
Other wise it is not a triangle right ?
It will be called a love line!!!
So to make a love triangle one has to be gay( there is nothing wrong in being gay)

So if A is boy and  B is girl
A loves B and B loves C
So to complete a triangle 
C had to be gay( again saying.. There is nothing wrong in being gay)

C is gay right?
??
I rest my case

Me Maa Nhi ban skta


Din raat Ek kr k 
 Kisi ka khayal me nahi rakh sakta 
Kisi ka jevan apne se jyada kimti 
Me samjh nahi skta 
Me maa nahi ban skta

Bachpan se aaj tk meri hAr tarakki 
Ko apna samjh kr khud Khush Hoti ayi wo

Mere pehle kadam se le kr meri pehli naukri pr khushi k ansu chhalkati jo

Me ye sab nahi kr skta 
Me ma nahi ban skta

Sab ka khana banati wo
Fir kaam pr bhi jati
Itna sab krti he
Fir bhi me use Pareshan krne se nahi thakta

Itna kyo krti he wo
Mujhe Sahara kyo Deti he wo
Ye me bata nahi skta 
Me kabhi maa nahi ban skta 
Me kabhi na nahi ban skta

Me Maa Nhi ban skta


Din raat Ek kr k 
 Kisi ka khayal me nahi rakh sakta 
Kisi ka jevan apne se jyada kimti 
Me samjh nahi skta 
Me maa nahi ban skta

Bachpan se aaj tk meri hAr tarakki 
Ko apna samjh kr khud Khush Hoti ayi wo

Mere pehle kadam se le kr meri pehli naukri pr khushi k ansu chhalkati jo

Me ye sab nahi kr skta 
Me ma nahi ban skta

Sab ka khana banati wo
Fir kaam pr bhi jati
Itna sab krti he
Fir bhi me use Pareshan krne se nahi thakta

Itna kyo krti he wo
Mujhe Sahara kyo Deti he wo
Ye me bata nahi skta 
Me kabhi maa nahi ban skta 
Me kabhi na nahi ban skta