Friday, 16 October 2015

What's with new year?

What's the thing with New Years ..
I don't understand ,
Why people go super nuts over the concept .
It's just a day like ,regular day.
Why do everyone wants to reboot there life on this particular day.
If they want to change something they can change or try to change any other day of year.
Does New Year's Eve is something special or something mystical ;something magical ,
Which makes people think they can change now?
It's just a completion of a stupid calendar ,so that our society and so called system can work properly ..
Or in better words our government can control us in proper and disciplined Manner  .

For me New Year's Eve is just another reason to party hard with my friends ..
So for me ,having money in pocket is like one more day of partying 

Mehfile..

Akele me tujhko yaad krte he
Der tak akele me tujhse baat krte he
Ab tujhse kya kahe ae zalim
Mehfilo ko bhi tujhse hi abaad krte he
Dost puch puch kr behaaal 
Mere dil ka haal he
Par
Tasuvuro ko kya bataya is tute dil ka  malal
Wo khud hi aate he raato ki tanhaiyo me

Aur chhod jate he kuch unsuljhe khayal

Jo tadpaate he din raat is dil ko
Aise he mere dil me kuch sawal
Aise he mere dil me kuch sawal

Cities we date

Have you ever noticed 
That the cities we live in are kind of people we date??

Let me explain it to you..

See our hometown is our mother

Jab hum chote hote he
To Hume har chiz milti he 
Mummy jese Hume har chiz provide krti he wese waha har kuch Hume milta he,,
Log Hume jante he 
If something happens to us 
People knw us 
They can help up..
And we tend to like our hometown
It's our comfort zone..
And we don't have any other option(like our mother)


But as we grow 
Around 15-17 
Like our mom annoys us
She keeps constant watch
We can not do anything new ..


Wese hi hamara hometown he
Hum kuch Nhi kr skte

Kyu
 kyu ki log Hume jante he..

If we wanna try smoking Aur Wo pan ka tapri par cigarette lene Gaye.

You-

"Bhaiya Ek gold flake Dena..
 
Piche se awaj aati he-
Are tu to trivedi ji ka ladka he na?

You -"are bhaiya golden supari bola tha aap Ye Kya de rhe ho.."

..

Making a gf / bf is challenge
Those blank calls
And waiting ...

But when you leave your hometown ...
Like in my case
I came to indore for my engineering..
So the city from where you graduate becomes your 1st love..
Aur jese ki har pyar ki shuruat hoti he crushhhhh se
Jese jab apko crush hota he
To Nind ud jati he
Unnki yaad aati
You try to get there attention
You do stupid stuff
You cry
You think you can't live without them

Same aapko naye sheher aa kr lgta he
.. You miss your hometown
You Miss your mom
You can't sleep
You cry
You do stupid stuff..

But as time goes by
You get to knw your crush and your crush get to knw you
You start liking that feeling..
This is the second stage..

You start to like this new place
You get to knw about different places you make new friends
People knw you by your name
Not by your parent's name..


And 
Like 
The money we get from our parents
We save it for some pleasures

We ask for more money by making excuses-like mummy course ki book kharidni he

And we spent it on Daru and cigarette..

Like
 jab pehla pyar hua tha to
.. Mummy jo hafte k 10rs pocket money deti thi usse bhi bacha bacha kr
Hum huamare crush ko gol gappe khilate the.. Aur hum sukhi papdi kha kr khush ho jate the..
Huamare liye Wahi date hoti thi ...

And finally we fall in love with this city
And this city loves us back
Like our 1st gf
And we make promises to never leave each other and stay loyal to each other 

Par jese har story ka happy ending Nhi hota 
Wese hi humara graduation ho jata he Aur kismet se job bhi lg jati he..


Kuch kismet wale hote he jo usi sheher me kaam krte he
Ya pehli gf se shadi kr lete he
Aur kuch 

Dusre type k hote he
Jinhe dusre sheher me job lag jati he

In other case
Koi dusri madam
 bhav dene lg jati he..


Then comes the breakup..

Toda rona dhona
Todi yade lekar 
Hum alag hote he..


And finally we move on
To new city or with new partner and we are happy with new life but 
Par fir bhi dil me ek jagah rehti he
Ki kab chance mile Aur hum fir se Ek ho jaye..


What is love triangle???


I don't understand the concept of love triangle ???
Y it is called love triangle 🔼?
Acc to people in a love triangle there are 3 stupids 
A loves B
B loves c
And C is a total idiot
That schmuck has no idea 
Abhi agar dekhe to ye to ek line hui na?
And in this situation love is one directional vector 
At least it has to be a vector 
Other wise it is not one sided 

Acc to me to have a perfect love triangle atleast one person has to be gay
How?

Let me show you

A loves B 
B loves C 
Now to make a triangle 
C must love A 
Other wise it is not a triangle right ?
It will be called a love line!!!
So to make a love triangle one has to be gay( there is nothing wrong in being gay)

So if A is boy and  B is girl
A loves B and B loves C
So to complete a triangle 
C had to be gay( again saying.. There is nothing wrong in being gay)

C is gay right?
??
I rest my case

Me Maa Nhi ban skta


Din raat Ek kr k 
 Kisi ka khayal me nahi rakh sakta 
Kisi ka jevan apne se jyada kimti 
Me samjh nahi skta 
Me maa nahi ban skta

Bachpan se aaj tk meri hAr tarakki 
Ko apna samjh kr khud Khush Hoti ayi wo

Mere pehle kadam se le kr meri pehli naukri pr khushi k ansu chhalkati jo

Me ye sab nahi kr skta 
Me ma nahi ban skta

Sab ka khana banati wo
Fir kaam pr bhi jati
Itna sab krti he
Fir bhi me use Pareshan krne se nahi thakta

Itna kyo krti he wo
Mujhe Sahara kyo Deti he wo
Ye me bata nahi skta 
Me kabhi maa nahi ban skta 
Me kabhi na nahi ban skta

Me Maa Nhi ban skta


Din raat Ek kr k 
 Kisi ka khayal me nahi rakh sakta 
Kisi ka jevan apne se jyada kimti 
Me samjh nahi skta 
Me maa nahi ban skta

Bachpan se aaj tk meri hAr tarakki 
Ko apna samjh kr khud Khush Hoti ayi wo

Mere pehle kadam se le kr meri pehli naukri pr khushi k ansu chhalkati jo

Me ye sab nahi kr skta 
Me ma nahi ban skta

Sab ka khana banati wo
Fir kaam pr bhi jati
Itna sab krti he
Fir bhi me use Pareshan krne se nahi thakta

Itna kyo krti he wo
Mujhe Sahara kyo Deti he wo
Ye me bata nahi skta 
Me kabhi maa nahi ban skta 
Me kabhi na nahi ban skta

Thehrav..


Katre katre se ye jaha bana he
Ek katra tu He Aur Ek katra me
Aa chal sath me Ek ghar basaye
Kyoki tu nhi to ye jaha adhura he

Chand lamho ka ye thehrav he zindagi
Apna jaha to humme basa he

Mere is safar me tu humsafar he Mera
Par iski na tujhko Khabar he na mujhko khabar he 

HAr thehrav me milte he sath chalne ko fir se
Wo thehrav hi he jisme kuch lamhe kaid he

Baki to sab katra he
Baki to sab katra he 

Suraj nikla

Suraj nikla to ye dil bola

Aj Aur lad le zara

Kuch Aur din yu jeena he

Kuch Aur din dard-e-gam piña he

Bus tu bhi aa kr dekh Zara

Ye haal to ab behal hue

Ankahi si baate
Tute hue wado se 
ye  khayal mere badhaal huye

De sakta tha me kuch bhi Teri yaad me ae zalim

Par kya karu jo Mera he wo tera he

Par jo tera tha wo Mera nahi

Kal fir din nikalega
Aur dil bolega
Aj  Aur dhakad Lu Zara

Ab na jane Kab fir dhadkunga
Unki yaad me wAqt - bewaqt
Fir me yuhi tadpunga

Aj fir ladna he mujhe
Gir k fir Badna he mujhe
Kabhi na kabhi wo din ayega
Jab dil bolega aj tu ji le
Dard to kahi piche chute he


Ummeed


Ummeed se ummeed jod kr bhi kya fayda
Tujhse ummeed rakhu to dil tutata he
Aur khud se ummeed na Rakhu to me tutata hu


Ummeed ye ek lafz to nahi he
Ya to Ye Jeene ka sabab he
Ya marne ka zariya
Ye na to tu keh sakta he 
ya na me jaan 


Ummeed to lazmi he 
Agar shaks ho sahi
Kyoki ummeed pr to duniya kayam he
Aur Galat se kr li ummeed 
To Duniya Teri be-ayam he

Dariya ke raaz...


 Is dariya k raaz ye hi jane
Dhyan se suno ye lehre
Jo ayi he Hume btane

Dur kahi us kinare koi to tanha betha hoga


Jis soch me hu me 
Usme wo bhi duba hoga

In lehro me jo ANSu ghule he
Un  ansuo ki kahani kya he
Kis rup me usko batalaye 


Wo dard jo mujhko baat chuke he
Unko is kinare ki dhulti raeth ki tarah
Is dard ko aise  jhutlaye