Thursday, 12 March 2015

THAT REPORT!!!




I still remember 
It was 9:30 and I was still working.
Everyone else went to their homes. I had this report, I told him I have to leave early but he handed me this stupid report almost when I was about to leave . I told him that report would take at least a day to finish. But there I was  working on that report.
I thought I did satisfactory work on that report in such short time given .only few issues were remaining so I thought I'll finish them tomorrow and went home.
Next morning my boss called me for my report , I told him -only minor issues are remaining and I'll hand it over to you within few hours.
I don't know what happened , he lost his temper and started yelling in front of everyone.
I was shocked . I knew he hated me but this humiliation was over the top. I kept myself calm , the income was important. It all started from that day, I was always loaded from work.
I worked almost 7 days. 
Once I tried to make a complaint about him to superiors
But it back fired . He came to know about complaints I made. He told superiors about my negligence and poor performance which lead to zero increment .
I tried to switch my job but market situation made it worse.
I was depressed 
I was alone
I had no time for myself.
I became depressed .
I took medical help but it was waste.
One day I thought to take my life and end everything 
I took almost whole bottle of sleeping pills but it was too much my body could take 
Everything came out of my body 
I puked 
And ended up in hospital bed .
I was there for 15 days
Which gave my boss enough reason to fire me.
I was unemployed , humiliated and angry .
I thought this is enough.this should end .
In hospital I met this guy , he was all mysterious and everything. I don't know how but we became friends and I told him everything about my life . My situation . He told he was a student of microbiology and studied different organisms which caused severe diseases.
My interest grew in his subject.
I studied different microbes
And gathered information about them. One day I was depressed and was feeling suicidal , I called him.
He came over we talked he told me -I deserve a revenge and he will help kill my boss. First I was afraid but slowly I started believing.
He told me about  Streptococcus pyogenes. It was kind of bacteria which causes necrotizing fasciitis or commonly known as flesh eating disease .
I planned  how to take my revenge
. We rented a wagon and kept eye on my boss. One day we got perfect opportunity to abduct him.
We kidnapped him and bought to my apartment. I don't know what got over me , I went crazy . I took my bat and started hitting him till he stated bleeding. Then I injected him with bacteria my friend and I cultivated .
Bacterias took almost 25 days to slowly eat the flesh out of his legs hands and chest. Finally the feeling of something crawling under his skin took over.
Slowly slowly he chewed his own skins and hairs  , then flesh .i remember on 35th day  around 11:30am his heart stopped. Finally my revenge was over . I felt peaceful 
It was beautiful 
There was nothing left for me after that so I went to cops to surrender myself . But after keeping me for few hours the told me to meet you doctor .

This was my story 

Doctor- okay ,but where is your friend ?

Me -I don't know
I never told me I was going to surrender.

Doctor-okay,You may leave now.
Me- okay
*door shuts*

Doctor -(into his tape recorder) subject lost his grip over reality.
Thinks he murdered his boss and created a imaginary person as a accomplice in murder . Possible case of schizophrenia further test required...


Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Bag-pack

He was excited from all the appreciation he got at the annual conference .
His presentation on "consumer data and management"  was the thing which made him the blue eyed boy.
Some superiors even came to him and offered him to give the same presentation in there zone .
He was sure to get a promotion this year.
He was finally happy.
He thought about his new friend.
His new neighbour ,
He was the main man in making a proper presentation .
He thought what a nice man and he should through a party for his friend.
After the presentation 
He went shopping for his family.
His wife and his 4 year old boy.
He bought her a beautiful night gown which she was asking for , for his little champ his favourite action figure  and a nice watch for his new friend .
After a small celebration with his colleagues he went to bed.
He had a early morning flight back to home .
Suddenly his phone rang,
His wife was calling ,asking about his conference and his new friend was asking about his bag-pack which he borrowed.
He was happy that ,his new friend and wife became friends. She always complained that she had no friends in building.
After phone call he dozed off quickly.
Early morning he woke up and got ready to catch the flight. All time during flight he was excited to tell his wife ,how happy he was.
He saw action figure which he bought for his boy and a smile came to his face .
He took cab and reached his apartment building,took the elevator and reached his floor.
He saw his friend standing outside his flat with bag pack. They had a little chat ,his friend was going to his folks for few days. He thanked him for help and told him there is a surprise waiting for him.
After chat his friend took off and he thought it is still quit early to wake his wife .so he took out his keys and unlocked the door and sneaked to his bedroom to give a kiss to love of his life .
But what he saw was a gruesome scene .
He was speechless .he was in shock . His wife was murdered brutally . She was torn apart , part by part.
and there was something written on wall with blood.
"Only if you had two bag packs ....."

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Kidhar ja raha hu???

Kidhar ja raha hu ?



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Garmi ke baad barish ka hona mujhe "weak cable signal" ka Dar dilata he ..

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Fir Bhi dur  chalne se ghabrata hu

Me kidhar ja raha hu??


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Nukkad wali hasi ab rodies mujhe bhulwata

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